Suggested by my dear friend corgisandhappiness
So I found a blog that puts Bob’s Burgers quotes over Game of Thrones screenshots and it is gold.
Anytime someone says something mean to you just say “shut up billy” (billy is a common name for a very young child, this will daze them and make them lose their sense of self)
or u can just ignore it bc you’re better than them
Shut up billy
Real satellite imagery from NASA
We are killing out planet.
That’s just the united stated photoshopped on the moon.
no thats our dying planet have some respect
I just had a grown man tell me to “go make me a sandwich” as I was doing his pourover
I told him I didn’t understand what he meant because we’re a coffee shop, and he was like “oh it’s a joke” and I said I “didn’t get it” and he went “it’s funny because you’re a woman working in a kitchen”
And I just stared at him until he got how stupid he soundedlet them feel their ignorance burn into their souls
the pinnacle of arnold’s career
California elected this dude to run the whole state.
if i lay here
if i just lay here
would you get me my charger because my laptop is about to die